YLF File K4W4115H0U90

Name: Meagen Preferred Weapons: Big Stick (origins and principles of operation unknown), Oversized Subspace Mallet (capable of inflicting socially relevant damage on any target which has satisfied one of the Anime Principles of Feminine Outrage, regardless of that target’s natural, technological, or mystical defenses) Distinctive Attire: In her capacity as head caregiver of the UFL Field Hospital, Meagen is required to wear a standard-issue anime nurse’s uniform while on duty, including a nonstandard cap adorned with a rough pencil sketch of her faction’s protectorate, Largo. Special Abilities: While wielding her Big Stick, Meagen has demonstrated extensive combative skills; also an ability to focus powerful concussive force through her Big Stick capable of crushing concrete columns to powder and disfiguring steel, though whether this is an inset ability of hers or a quality of the weapon itself is currently unknown. In accordance with the Anime Principles of Feminine Outrage, as a cute female Meagen is virtually impervious to all forms of conventional bodily harm in all conventional overly-dramatic and contrived social settings; ranged weapons fire inexplicably pulls wide from her, natural disasters mysteriously avert themselves upon encountering her, falling rubble and other objects impossibly avoid her, and the vast majority of individuals simply cannot bring themselves to attempt violence upon her person anyway. Any violent or destructive force that DOES successfully affect her is invariably superficial (covered in soot, knocked embarrassingly but harmlessly onto her bottom, etc.) regardless of conventional magnitude or destructive potential. In non-shoujo manga situations, naturally, Meagen becomes as vulnerable as any other superpowered fanservicy nurse armed with a weapon of fantasic power and obscure operational parameters. Also, Meagan can completely reset, bind, and plaster a compound fracture in under 55 seconds (a skill she claims is typical of all acolytes worshipping "Largo-samaaaa..!"). Meagen has additionally displayed extensive talent in the manipulation of opposing fanboys via extensive disguises (which she has wielded expertly against both the YLF and CoM). Most curiously, Meagen has lately exhibited strangely superhuman qualities involving feats of great speed, strength, and agility; the genesis of these attributes are unclear, possibly the result of unique quasi-psychic interaction with advanced Mephasis technologies (whether Meagen can continue perform these remarkable acts of 1337-ness without the benefit of such a device remains to be seen). Weaknesses: High Heels, sparkly bishies, chocolate. Likes: 1337-speaking drunkards, bare-chested boys, Draegos, healing people, watching fanboy wars, standing up anxious dates, The Beatles. Dislikes: Lecherous fanboys, sneaked peeks, tight uniforms, yuckie deadie PNG's.